| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee speaks directly to writers and storytellers who live in their characters’ heads. The front features a playful, typographic design that reads “AUTHOR — I do HORRIBLE things to imaginary PEOPLE,” mixing bold and script styles with ink-splatter accents for a cheeky, slightly mischievous look. Wear it during long drafting sessions, at critique groups, or to bookish meetups — it’s breathable, soft against the skin, and comfortable for all-day wear. The understated back keeps the focus on the design, while the durable, print-friendly fabric holds color and detail wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, smooth, and ideal for printing
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton
- DTG/DTF printed details for durable, high-detail sleeve and neck prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors